Funny Facebook Statuses

Find out funny FB status quotes and ideas everyday plus a lot of cool status messages and lovely Timeline covers for your Facebook account.

Kobe Bryant career has been prolific, extraordinary and a downright amazing journey that has led him to incredible success in the NBA.

Interesting facts about Kobe Bryant

During a game against the now defunct Seattle Supersonics in 2003, Kobe buried 12 3 pointers to give him bragging rights of most 3-pointers made in one game.

Kobe’s favorite video as a kid was “NBA Showmen,” which highlighted some of basketball’s all-time greats.

All of us can feel jealous. Even saints can be tested…

                    Jealousy 

A sign of insecurity

A sign of depression

  • A sign of abuse
  • A sign of cheating
  • A sign of hate
  • A sign of weakness
  • A sign of low self esteem
  • A sign of intense devotion
  • A sign of obsession

and 

  • Jealousy is a sign of "Love"

Discover more quotes about jealousy here!


When you hold me in your arms my heart and soul meet yours and are content.

If you want to find peace today, and to love in a deeper way, stop trying to hold onto rushing water! 
Here’s my love, take it. Here’s my soul, use it. Here’s my heart, don’t break it. Here’s my hand, hold it and together we will make it forever.
You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. 

I loved you my whole life and you havent noticed me not once. I’ll do anything for you to notice me, just look in my direction.

Yes dad, Every guy I know is my boyfriend…
I love my boyfriend because he know being loved, is poor?

And that last moment before you leave When you wrap your arms around me Everything else is forgotten And that’s when I know I Love You

When you hold me in your arms my heart and soul meet yours and are content.

If you want to find peace today, and to love in a deeper way, stop trying to hold onto rushing water! 

Here’s my love, take it. Here’s my soul, use it. Here’s my heart, don’t break it. Here’s my hand, hold it and together we will make it forever.


You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. 

I loved you my whole life and you havent noticed me not once. I’ll do anything for you to notice me, just look in my direction.

Yes dad, Every guy I know is my boyfriend…

I love my boyfriend because he know being loved, is poor?

And that last moment before you leave When you wrap your arms around me Everything else is forgotten And that’s when I know I Love You

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Top reasons of broken friendship on Facebook:

1. Meaningless comments – 65%
2. Not friend of friends – 31%
3. Fake friends – 27%
4. Disgusting comments – 18%
5. Show no more interest – 15%
6. Bad comments – 20%
7. Become ex relationship – 22%
8. Hate their friends – 3%
9. Too often log in Facebook – 5%
10. Busy in adding new people and forget old friends – 7%
11. Lack of communication – 2%

Three most famous quotes about losing a friend:

  1. I feel like IM always losing my best friends and they are the only people i can trust.
  2. I will always love the false image I had of you.
  3. Friends are forever, you might lose them but you’ll never forget them.

Read more Losing Friends Quotes here!

Respect Your Haters They’re The Ones Who Think Your Better Than Them!

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!

Refuse to fight small battles with petty people. Your life is bigger and better than that

If you stay really quiet & listen very, very closely, you can hear the beautiful sound of you shutting the f**k up.

I wish people were like money… so you could hold them up to the light to see which ones are real and which ones are fake.

Love is the big booming beat which covers up the noise of hate.

Early on in my career, I’d go into the makeup trailer, and they’d spend an hour doing my makeup, and I would hate it. I’d go into the bathroom, wash it off and start over again, which took an enormous amount of time. So I just started doing it myself.

Revenge? Nah I’m too lazy, I’m gonna sit here and let karma f**k you up.

oxjaydexo:

  • The ones who say you cant and you wont are the ones who are scared that you will!!
  • Haters really don’t have lives. Why? Because they are so focused to live in yours.
  • People hate because they’re jealous of what you got!
  • No time to care for the ones who hate on me cause i am to busy caring for…

More Hater Quotes?

themochabearoreo:

nohbdy177:

taterdoom:

manly-as-hell:

ifacebookstatus:

superatle:

legionfanclub:

godtie:

poopdedooped:

koalateaqueen:

loki-is-our-god:

give-me-hiddles:

GIVE-ME-FREEDOM

loki-is-our-freedom

YES

freedomteaqueen

poopdefreedom

godfreedom

GODFREEDOM

freedomfanclub

yes basically

superfreedom

FREEDOMATLE

GodzillalaughingaloneinFREEDOM

manly as FREEDOM

TATERFREEDOM

nohfreedom

Themochabearfreedom

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